You know, I can’t believe what I read sometimes. I mean they say (whoever “they” is) don’t believe everything you read. Then what happens when the unbelievable is true?

I know everyone on goddesses green earth has read about the woman on the toilet for 2 years. That was a big WHAT THE FUCK? seriously man… I started thinking about all the things I did in the last two years while she was sitting on the toilet. That is just crazy.

Then I read about a stupid bitch that threw her 2 sons, 6 and 8 years old, and herself off a freeway over pass in Dallas, Texas. Yeah I know you read that one too. What dumb Bitch. Seriously. Leave your kids on the sidewalk and jump by yourself in front of a Semi. Dumb hoe.

Oh speaking of hoes… How about New York’s, now former, Governor. He’s a dumb bitch too. Is there a reason his wife hasn’t filed divorce papers yet? Is it because he is an a heir to some real estate fortune. Thats the only reason I’d be sticking around. Then I would speand his money on parties and hot young guys. What a puto.

a little update on me and my J-O-B. Its a rad job, a tad crazy at times, but I love it.

And will Britney Spears just go the fuck away already?